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The Funnies At- The Crate Escape, Inc
As of May 04, 2008
Mini-Dogumentaries: A Little Bit Frightening Dizzy Peer Session 101: The Tennis Ball (A silent movie) Rodeo Roundup!
"Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow." -Frank L. Boyden	"Play keeps us vital and alive. It gives us an enthusiasm for life that is irreplaceable. Without it, life just doesn't taste good." -Lucia Capocchione

"Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do." -Jean de la Bruyere	"Share our similarities, celebrate our differences." -M. Scott Peck
04/21/08
"I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o'war, where everyone hugs instead of tugs." -Shel Silverstein	"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." -Author Unknown

"Tug on anything at all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe." -John Muir	"Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?" Pablo Picasso

"When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep through the night." -Albert Payson Terhue	"The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family." -Danica Whitfield

"A woman should be pink and cuddly for a man." Jayne Mansfield	"Friends find comfort in what they share and delight in how they differ." -Author unknown

"The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages." -Virginia Woolf	"The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
March 10, 2008
"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary." -Mark Twain	"People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped." -Author unknown

"Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5." -Roseanne	"Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer." -Louise Gluck

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family-whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." -Jane Howard	"Do not bite at the bait of pleasure 'til you know there is no hook beneath it. -Thomas Jefferson

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart." -Author Unknown	"Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction." -Antoine de Saint Exupery

"Your significance is not in your similarity to others, it is in your differences." -Mike Murdock	"My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best of time." -Unknown
February 4, 2008
"Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend." -Oliver Wendell Holmes	"It is a happy talent to know how to play." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
January 28, 2008 Above
"A good snapshot stops a moment from running away." -Eudora Welty	"Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets." -Leah Stussy

"Put a grain of boldness into everything you do." Balthazar Gracian	"Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you." -Author Unknown

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little influence on society." -Mark Twain	"There is neither heaven nor earth, only falling snow, falling incessantly." -Author Unknown

"Sunshine surrounds the earth as love surrounds our souls." -Amethyst Snow-Rivers	"In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary." -Aaron Rose

"At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year." -Thomas Tusser	"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree- the presence of happy family all wrapped up in each other." - Burton Hillis

"It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion." -Horace	"Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won't." Anonymous

- A Place In The Sun - -at The Crate Escape, Inc.	"Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood." -Andy Goldsworthy

"If I had to sum up Friendship in one word, it would be Comfort." -Adabella Radici	"Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part." -Casey Stengel

"Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending" -Author Unknown	"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper." -Errol Flynn

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence." Erma Bombeck	"We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures." Thornton Wilder

"It's a small world, but we all run in big circles." - Sasha Azevedo	"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had." - Author Unknown

"Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds." JoJo Jensen	"But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement, the greater part of life is sunshine." Thomas Jefferson

"Everyone smiles in the same language." -Author Unknown	"To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up." -Oscar Wilde

"Romper, Bomper, Stomper Boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me true. Magic mirror, tell me today did all my friends have fun at play?" Nancy Rogers Claster	"The window of my soul I throw wide open to the sun." John Greenleaf Whittier

"H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession." -Author Unknown	"Hold a true friend with both your hands." Nigerian Proverb

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." Peter F. Drucker	"Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody." Stanislaw Lec Internet Video Simon Says

"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them." James Baldwin	"It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." Edmund Hillary

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein	"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win." Jonathan Kezel

"Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else." Unknown	"No day is so bad it won't be fixed with a nap." Dale Carnegie

"Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important." Jane Lane	"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." Max L. Forman

"There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament." Henry Van Dyke	"Soul shadows you everywhere." Anda Fiori

"There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power, of a shared laugh . . . or toy" Francoise Sagan	"A single rose can be my garden . . . a single friend, my world." Leo Buscaglia

"It was not a laugh merely a loud smile." Unknown	The Golden Guys-at The Crate Escape, Inc.

Marco . . .	. . . Polo . . .

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies." -Mencius.	"Laughter is an instant vacation." -Milton Berle

O Sole Mio at The Crate Escape, Inc.	Terminally Cute at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
Yo Quiero The Crate Escape, Inc.	Wanna play- At The Crate Escape, Inc.
Put a babe like me in a pool and right away you got a hot tub.	Tug of Woof @ The Crate Escape, Inc.
Making a splash at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Let's see you do THIS, little Miss Rachel Ray.

Wishing you a hot and happy. . .	. . . Fourth of July from The Crate Escape, Inc.
Having big fun at the 3 ring circus . . .	. . . that's The Crate Escape, Inc.
How's about a big wet kiss from yours truly?	Come test the water- at The Crate Escape, Inc.
Don't you just hate it when your halo slips ?	I said a grande half caffe, latte, mocha-jocha with NO straw and in a BOWL, duh.
Many shades of 'Lab' at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Sitting pretty at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
The wet look is in- at The Crate Escape, Inc.	A Frequent Flyer- at The Crate Escape Inc.
On the lookout for those pesky cicadas at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	On cicada patrol at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
Pool's open at The Crate Escape!	Don't you just love the smell of wet dog?
Yup, we're having a ball . . .	. . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.
Ommmmmm . . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.	zzzzzzz . . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.
And just WHERE are my Oakleys?	He ain't heavy, he's my buddy.
At the first snore, it's mine!	Dog? What dog? I don't see no dog.
What part of 'occupied' don't you understand?	'All Aboard' at - The Crate Escape, Inc.
The Dog Whisperer at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	How easily some of us are entertained!
Nose to nose at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Heart to heart at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
Who needs dog-match.com when you got thecrateescape.com?	Turn about's fair play.
There's plenty of fun to go around at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	I smell sheep.
Dear God, Is there a 'Crate Escape' in heaven? Love, Emma	Hola! From the 3 Amigos at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
You're my Little Miss Sunshine and a winner in my book!	They have their red carpet, I have mine.
I don't care WHAT Punxsutawney Phil says.	We are family at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
Will you be my Valentine- @ The Crate Escape?	It's a Winter Wonderland- at The Crate Escape
Told you, Marge, you just can't make these guard dogs blink.	Oh My Gosh, I lost my ears?
Dogs that wish upon a bone, spend their time At The Crate Escape instead of home alone.	Sorry, I don't do puzzles.
Das Hounds say, 'Hooray' for Da Bears! 01/22/07	No tricks, no mirrors, just quality dog daycare- @ The Crate Escape, Inc.
Good friends are never hard to find . . .	. . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.
The great & the small at The Crate Escape wish you peace in the New Year.	Hey Guys, nap time's over, up and at 'em.r
Happy New Year from . . .	. . . all of us @ The Crate Escape, Inc.
It's the Holiday Season and . . .	We're having fun at The Crate Escape, Inc.
Here's wishing you a wonderful Holiday Season . . .	. . . from all of us at The Crate Escape, Inc.
You can tell me, who's my secret Santa?	Once achieving the summit, the two proud animals survey their domain- (at The Crate Escape)
Snow Days, Schnow Days- Every Day's A Play Day @ The Crate Escape	Friendships Shine Through- At The Crate Escape
Ever get the feeling you're being watched?	Battle of the Giants at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
The Doctor Is In- At The Crate Escape	Lassie came home, & came home & came home- to The Crate Escape

What goes around, comes around, at The Crate Escape, Inc	Happiness is a nap with a friend- at the Crate Escape, Inc.

Vote for me and I'll get you free treats and better Peticare benefits!	Hey, I'm talking issues here. Don't you want to hear about the issues?

If the Bears can do it, we can do it! Rufus, you go long . . . Dancing With The Stars, Shmarz. Dancing With The Dogs Is Where It's At!	Your eyes are getting heavy . . . . . .z z z z z z . . .

It's true, pretty soon we can have sleep-overs right here at The Crate Escape Inc.! Pass it on.	Here, dogs line up to register for overnight boarding coming to The Crate Escape, Inc. in November.

We take care of 'details' at- The Crate Escape	Sister, you can do it. It's only two feet.
October 16, 2006 (above)
Playing Twister at- The Crate Escape	Afternoon Delight at- The Crate Escape
October 9, 2006 (above)
You'll always be my friend- you know too much.	Remember that every good friend was once a
October 2, 2006 (above)
A little corner of the world just for us- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Ready, Set, Go- To The Crate Escape, Inc.

Life Is Golden For Your Dog at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Halloween Is Coming to- The Crate Escape, Inc.

When not playing or napping, dogs at The Crate Escape can volunteer to test the newest pet toys.	Here, Betty rigorously tests the latest spherical chew & entertainment play item.

Yea, yea. Very Funny. Now will somebody give me a hand here?	Snack time at- The Crate Escape (Click to enlarge)

Da Funnies Archives @ The Crate Escape, Inc.	New funnies on 05/04/2008 All pictures copyright The Crate Escape, Inc. 2003 - 2006
We do know how to pose at- The Crate Escape	Kilroy was here- Kilroy was here- at The Crate Escape

We miss you- at the Crate Escape, Inc.	Give us a ring at- The Crate Escape
Mini-dogumentary: Perseverance & Mentoring @ The Crate Escape
The fun begins and . . .	. . . ends at The Crate Escape, Inc.
Mini-dogumentary: Did I Do Good?
- That's the way- uh, huh, uh huh, we like it -uh, huh, uh huh (at The Crate Escape)	We cool, we bad- at The Crate Escape
Mini-dogumentary: All Activities At The Crate Escape, Inc. Are Supervised and Refereed


THE EYES HAVE IT- AT THE CRATE ESCAPE, INC.

The rule is to wait 30 minutes after eating. Don't make me come in there after you. Yankee 'Doodle' Doggies at- The Crate Escape, Inc.	Good role models for puppies at- The Crate Escape, Inc. Blondes have more fun at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
See The Mini-Movie: Hide & Seek with Quigley Whaddya mean, in your face?	See the Mini-Movie: Supervised Pool Activities With Lukah Don't let this smile fool you, we're rough & tough at- The Crate Escape, Inc.
The Crate Escape? Simply the best- and you can quote me on that.	Betty vs. Caninus Vacumus
It's a dog's life- @ The Crate Escape Whoa! That water is cold!	Who do you have to know to get a drink around here anyway? Bosom Buddies- @ The Crate Escape
Heigh-ho, Betty! Says here, No Cats Allowed- @ The Crate Escape	What part of 'mine'don't you understand? Join the Fan Club- @ The Crate Escape
Either I've gained weight or they're making these hula hoops a lot smaller. We're bullish on dogs- @ The Crate Escape	Sweet Dreams- @ The Crate Escape Welcome To Summer- @ The Crate Escape
Yup, same litter.	A Dog's Life (At The Crate Escape)
Yeah, it's new - Eau de Dog by Calvin Canine. Come on Hot Dog, it's playtime!	We love Amber! Excuse me, but I'm talking over here.
Let's see you bowl a 231 with no fingers. Guess you guys don't feel the wind like I do.	The winner and still Champion! Hey, wake it up. Naptime's over.
Sleeping dogs don't lie- about The Crate Escape, Inc.	That will be 40 cents please.
Psst. Look at the new guy by the water bowls. A '9' easy. CA-nine, that is.	Excuse me - but I'm trying to get some sleep up here!
Sorry, Baby, you can't stay. Daycare at the Crate Escape is very exclusive- dogs only.	Hey! You, with the two legs, let's see some ID.

Kiss kiss.	Woof woof.


What? Only people should have pets?	When the going gets tough, the tough get napping.
Where the coolest dogs hang-- The Crate Escape	Excuse me, but we ordered chicken for THREE.
Keep looking, I know that lens is here somewhere.	Champion bare-backed rider poses with trusty steed.
I AM smiling!	We chillin' at The Crate Escape, Inc.
I'm a dog. I can bark, but I can't say 'Uncle.'	Double your fun - at The Crate Escape, Inc.
I love a dog that wears Aqua Dogma	If he only knew how much I cared.
I vant to suck your blood--but I'll settle for your paw.
I lead or I don't dance.	I vant to be alone.

You talking to me?	"The Crate Escape Inc. is THE place to go-- pass it on"
I lead or I don't dance.	Last one in's a CAT!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.	Are you sure?
No 'joking.' When you need pet medications, click here.
Grrrrr! (Just kidding)	I have a Sealy at home, but it's not heated.
You wear what you want to wear, and I'll wear what I want to wear.	Welcome to the Hotel Crate-afornia!
This ain't the Animal Planet.	What? No Milk Dogs?
... now Shorty, you go long, and I'll pull a double T-bone on the 40 yard line.	Boring! I hate nap time.
Sing it loud and sing it proud!	I swear, I'm just resting my eyes.
See? It's easy. Drop, roll and bark.	... so he says, 'No, I'm a cat!
I asked real nice, little buddy.	Two, two, two dogs in one
They're making these dog toys way too small - and where do the batteries go?	...and no I can't do a hula hoop either-I'm a DOG!
Come in on, the water's fine.	This floor is hard, but way comfortable at The Crate Escape, Inc.
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