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Updated As of April 10, 2011
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\ “Too laid back is to be laid out.” -Anonymous	"A friend brings out the best in you." -Larry Ramirez
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“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.” -Mae West	"But you asked me to find something I could sink my teeth into. -Unknown
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"It is a happy talent to know how to play." -Ralph Waldo Emerson	"I'm just like everyone. I like to feel togetherness with someone." -Lucinda Williams
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“I'm so pretty I even smell pretty.” -Muhammad Ali	“Arouse the mind without resting it on anything” -Diamond Sutra quotes70
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"If speaking is silver, then listening is gold." -Turkish Proverb	“Nothing sharpens sight like envy” -Thomas Fuller
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"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." -Megan Fox	“We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee!
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Beware! Melting Zone!	“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.” -Tennessee Williams
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"Since your eyes are looking tired… Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours." -Unknown	"All things are the same except for the differences, and different except for the similarities." -Thomas Sowell
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“To appreciate the beauty of a snow flake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” -Unknown	"And finally Winter, with its bitin', whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow." -Roy Bean
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"Happiness is a warm puppy." -Charles M. Schulz	"Just like a snowflake, we are all unique and special." -Unknown
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"Those who wish to sing always find a song." -Proverb	"Flirtation, attention without intention." -Paul Blouet
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"The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul." -Ralph Waldo Emerson	"Nothing is an obstacle unless you say it is." -Wally Amos
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“Never mistake motion for action.” -Ernest Hemingway	"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals." -Anonymous
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"An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit." -Pliny the Elder	"A hug is a smile with arms, a laugh with a stronger grip." -Terri Guillemets
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"Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect." -William P. Young	"There are worse things in life than having fun" -Bill Harris
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"May the closeness of friends, the comfort of home, renew your spirits this holiday season." -Unknown	"Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow." -Wilfred A. Peterson
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“Beauty is a good letter of introduction." -German Proverb	"There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them." -Vicki Baum
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"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do." -Michael Jackson	"There are only two styles of portrait painting, the serious and the smirk.” -Charles Dickens
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"If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy." -Julie Burchill	"Know that it's me planting a kiss upon your nose." -Unknown
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"Friends have all things in common." -Plato	"Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature." -Albert Einstein
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"Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes." -Henry David Thoreau	"Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy." -Groucho Marx
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"Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart." -Unknown	"There is something about a wedding gown prettier than any other gown in the world." -Douglas Jerrold
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“All of our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling.” Blaise Pascal	"Don't call me a GODDESS, don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!" -Unknown
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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." -George Carlin	“All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.” -Havelock Ellis
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"You can have whatever you want if you dress for it. " —Edith Head	"Dogs like to obey. It gives them security." -James Herriot
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"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. -Gloria Swanson	"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it." -John Wooden
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"Life is the flower for which love is the honey." -Victor Hugo	"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." -Reba McEntire
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"The spirit is there in every boy; it has to be discovered and brought to light." -Robert Baden-Powell	"I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs." -Colin Mochrie
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"Patience carries a lot of wait." -Anonymous	"Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph." -Anonymous
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“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” -Amanda Cross	“Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest." -Christian Dior
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"Here's looking at you kid." -Humphrey Bogart (as if I needed to tell you)	“The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.” -Homer
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“She did very well. She's very poised. She's a beautiful girl.” -Virginia White	"It's a Lab Thing (you just wouldn't understand.") -Unknown
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“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” Audrey Hepburn	"Life is 10% what you make it. 90% how you take it." -Anonymous
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.” -Groucho Marx	"A person's world is only as big as their heart." -Tanya A. Moore
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"Every day you have to test yourself. If you don't, it's a wasted day." -Terry Butts	"Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.” -Mae West
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"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret." -Marlena Dietrich	"Thousands have lived without love, not one without water." -W. H. Auden
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"Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do." -Jean de la Bruyere	"A friend is never a friend until you find them." -Unknown
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"Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. -Carl Jung	"Similarities create friendship's while differences hold them together." -Unknown
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"I take a breath when I have to." Ethel Merman	“To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved." -George MacDonald
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"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark." -Dante Alighieri	“Put your arm around the buddy next to you,” -Bert McCracken
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